Today is December 31, 2013. Among other things, today will be remembered as the last day of the year, the cusp of a brand new one, and the last day for months on which we will write the year correctly on any given document.
New Year’s Eve is a symbolic day. It is celebrated in multiple cultures as an opportunity to ‘turn over a new leaf,’ get ‘out with the old and in with the new,’ and ‘wipe the slate clean.’ Which slate we are wiping clean or why we are flipping over a fallen piece of greenery is a secondary question; the main question is, of course, ‘how can I better myself?’
At least, I think that this is the main question, but it’s hard to see when squinting through all the booze and ridiculousness that is associated with New Year’s Eve parties. It seems to me that New Year’s is quintessential procrastinators’ logic: yes, I will do all the things–tomorrow. You’re the party pooper if you bring up bettering yourself by not actually eating that piece of cake that you don’t need on the Eve of the year while, surprisingly, that same person is a vanguard of all that is good and right in the world on the 1st.
New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day as a unit is a fascinating contradiction. It has all of the buffoonery of a wild frat party, the sincerity of a child wanting to get better at something or please his parents, and the wild grasping of someone who is desperate for redemption. New Year’s resolutions are one of the hallmarks of this holiday, and yet they fail so often.
When you take a step back and look at it, the whole event is absurd, really. One day is the physical rotation of a body of rock (and grass, and concrete, etc) upon its axis. There are 365 of those rotations in one year, which is the physical orbit of our rock around a giant nuclear reactor at the center of our happily little sector of space. That is literally it. There is nothing special at all about January 1, other than we have arbitrarily decided on the fact that the day has meaning. In fact, every single second marks a one year anniversary from that second one year ago. MIND BLOWN!
However, some would argue that, yes, it has meaning because we treat it as such. As an experiment, I have treated my cat like Nicholas Cage for the past three weeks and she has exhibited no signs of bad hair or a lack of acting ability, so that’s not entirely true. In fact, I think this is the key part about New Year’s that is so often overlooked: bettering yourself is hard, and there is nothing inherently better around the turn of a digit (or four, if you’re 1999-2000!).
The moral of the story? By all means, make a resolution. Try to keep it. But please be aware that, in fact, you can make the same decision on March 15, July 28, or November 10 (or on all three if you wish), and you might actually be more successful because there is no social pressure to make a halfhearted attempt at a resolution.
Regardless–have a good 2014, readers. May you be successful in all of your endeavors. Except the stupid ones.